(One Night Two Days)
(Fog hangs on the hillside of every mountain...)
(this morning in Okcheon,)
(Under the beautiful Okcheon sky)
Hello.
Hello, guys.
Why are we filming the opening here?
Could we be buying something?
It could be.
Are we going to the market?
I think so.
(The opening is shot at the market!)
Like we told you,
we'll begin the show with breakfast.
(The day before filming)
(Breakfast will be served tomorrow.)
(The staff already promised them breakfast.)
(Is this the photo from last time?)
(Excited replies filled the chatroom.)
(Tae Hyun: I wonder...)
(Dong Gu: I believe you!)
(Joon Young: Is it tomorrow already?)
(Yong Jin: Yes, time sure flies.)
I didn't eat breakfast.
- You didn't? - No.
I didn't eat either.
Breakfast means that it'll be a tough day.
- Fried chicken? - That's right.
You will buy groceries at the market...
and cook breakfast at a nearby guesthouse.
So we're not going to a restaurant.
Must we cook?
I thought we'd be put to work here for hours,
- but that's not the case. - No.
You should tell us how much money...
we're allowed to spend.
It's at your discretion.
Just make yourselves a simple breakfast.
Can we buy anything then?
We'll provide you with cooking utensils.
- Really? - We'll begin...
by seeing you enjoy a warm meal.
- What's going on? - How about soup?
- For breakfast? - Let's see.
- Pork belly? - Soup seems nice.
- What's going on? - Let's make a stew.
- A stew? - Just buy what you want.
We'll just load it in our van.
Since it's breakfast, you should keep it light.
- What? - No way.
We never have light meals.
We keep it heavy for breakfasts.
What is this though?
(They're nervous.)
Please head inside then.
Don't you find this fishy?
It stinks if you ask me.
- Let's just eat anyway. - I don't get it.
- Hello. - Hello.
Hello!
- Guys. - Nothing here is light.
- What about this? - I feel like we'll...
be paying for this later.
We might regret what we eat.
I realized this when we ate yellow tail.
Eat first, think later.
Really?
(December 23, The Yellow Tail Race)
(A suspicious Jong Min didn't eat the fish.)
I want quail eggs.
(Jong Min makes up for that time.)
What's this? I want seaweed too.
The Korean beef set!
The Korean beef set? Call.
Are we really going to eat meat?
- Are you sure? - How can we?
Director Kim!
Can we have this?
You can buy it, but can you eat this all?
I'm highly suspicious of this.
What is this?
No, wait.
- Whatever. - Let's give it up.
(But I didn't have breakfast.)
(Gulp)
Put it in the cart.
This? For breakfast?
We can grill it on a pan.
We don't have a meat side dish.
Did you buy kimchi?
- Kimchi? - They'll regret this.
There must be a reason...
why they're letting us do this.
Joon Ho, eat first, think later.
I learned that with the yellow tail.
I didn't eat anything, remember?
Why don't we get a plate of halibut sashimi?
- Halibut? - They sell raw fish.
- Let's do it. - Land, air, and sea.
Which fish is the freshest today?
Did any of them come in today?
Have a halibut.
- A halibut? - I'm not sure.
Raw fish for breakfast?
Halibut! What do you say?
He'll clean it for us right here.
Just stay here then.
(But I want raw fish too.)
How much is your budget?
- I don't know. - You don't?
You'll probably pay for your choices then.
- You know it too. - Of course.
Everyone knows it.
(They all try to stop him.)
Look at all of these side dishes!
(Joon Ho spots a side dish section.)
- Side dishes. - Gosh.
- Look at this. - I want japchae.
- Ma'am! - It's all I need.
This can be our breakfast.
(A variety of tasty side dishes)
It's really good.
(He naturally tries a bite.)
Why are you tasting the dishes?
(Happy)
(The basket grows heavier.)
- Joon Ho. - Shouldn't we...
at least have this since the holidays...
- are coming up? - But it's for breakfast!
Jeon for breakfast?
Jeon is meant for breakfast.
It's the holidays, so we should eat.
Hold on a second.
This is a big platter of jeon,
but there are also three cans of ham.
Take some out then.
The ham can just go in the ramyeon.
How can we put in all of this?
We bought less than expected.
(There's not much in the basket.)
- Take it out. - Yes, take this out.
No, you can't. Not the grapes.
Since when do you eat fruit?
I love grapes.
- Take this out. - The strawberries then.
The strawberries?
- Not the strawberries. - It's full of vitamin C.
- Okay. fine. - You need your vitamins.
Leave the fruits.
- The kimchi... - We need kimchi!
You can't take out what you don't like.
- We have other dishes. - We need kimchi.
Why do we need green lettuce?
Are we raising goats?
Why on earth is there lettuce in here?
Is this our last breakfast or something?
What about back rib stew with cabbage?
(Did you just pass it?)
Seriously? Are you not going to have any?
Let's go before Defconn gets to us again.
Are you going to pass up on yukgaejang?
- Gosh. - Yukgaejang?
- Can we have a taste? - Do you want some?
- Just a bit. - Just the broth.
It's been perfectly seasoned.
(They each enjoy a sip.)
- We must buy this. - That's right.
- We need a lot of broth. - That's right.
Let's buy a gift for our grandmothers.
Let's buy a holiday gift set.
Why would you buy one here?
You'll go shopping next week anyway.
Can I buy envelopes? I really need them.
What are you guys doing?
- No, you can't. - But...
- Not this?? - You can't.
- Yong Jin... - How about a shower head?
Do you need baby powder?
I could really use a shower head.
Right?
I'm not even allowed to buy envelopes.
- Is that so? - Which cashier?
This way?
Could this be a game too?
- They're only employees. - We're employees.
Is that so? I'm sorry. I overreacted.
Scan what we chose then.
There's really a lot.
- Take out the grapes. - No, not the grapes.
That I can't give up.
I said you should have a light breakfast.
This is all just for breakfast.
Let's get going then.
- Are we done? - We're done.
- Thank you. - Happy New Year.
- Thank you. - Good luck!
Thank you for that.
Did anyone buy eggs?
- We have no eggs. - Watch it.
We didn't buy that much.
Lastly...
- Let's go. - Enough already.
Jong Min, let's go.
(He seriously wants more.)
Hold on.
(They now head over to eat breakfast!)
Let's see.
You said we were allowed to eat.
- We're allowed breakfast. - I'm just asking.
Let's all eat jeon to begin with.
Sure.
- I want the Korean kebab. - The kebab?
(They're so hungry that...)
(they just go ahead and eat.)
(It's so good.)
It's been a while since I ate this snack.
(It brings back the memories.)
(Munching)
(The food made me thirsty.)
Can I have some sikhye?
No, banana milk. Banana milk!
- This is salty so... - Yes, the banana milk.
I've seen places where they make this longer.
I love that we're allowed unlimited food.
(Milk goes in.)
(Bottoms up!)
Did you empty the bottle?
- I haven't had mine. - What's wrong?
It's banana milk.
It's hard to drink all of it at once.
(Let me try.)
(Spilling)
(Defconn gives it a try too.)
My eyes met our writer's when drinking this.
- You're good at it. - She looked at me...
with a satisfied smile.
That means they have something planned for us.
Something's up.
Of course.
I just told you to have a light breakfast.
Could we be told to obtain ingredients...
and cook everything we just bought?
(Could it be that?)
Hold on.
We're going deep into the woods.
This isn't a guesthouse.
This feels like the movie "The Joneses".
Isn't it suspicious-looking?
(The members may see it differently.)
(Joon Young's the first to enter.)
What's this? There's a karaoke machine.
Must we score points to eat?
Hold on.
What's this?
- What's this? - A rice cooker?
- Wait. - It's a kind of oven.
That's used to cook meat.
- To cook meat? - Yes.
- We should use it. - It has everything.
I feel like we're playing "Dinner Game".
Can we just eat?
- Kimchi. - We're really eating.
Sure, go ahead.
It's like we're on a school trip.
Right.
(They take out all they bought.)
(It's enough to feed an entire class.)
(They stop doubting and cook first.)
(Let's have a taste.)
(Rolling away)
(I can't throw it away.)
(It goes into his mouth.)
(Grilled sausage is ready!)
Are you grilling it?
You can go and wash the strawberries.
Joon Ho, try this.
(Joon Ho and Jong Min...)
(prepare the young radish kimchi.)
Have all of it.
Isn't it amazing? It smells incredible.
(It's so good!)
(The young radish kimchi is of perfect color.)
It'll be incredible with some rice.
- It's on! - The power's on.
The meat is being cooked.
Hey, what's that?
It cooks the meat without burning it.
(They cook meat easily thanks to the appliance.)
(Perfectly cooked meat is ready!)
Isn't it amazing?
Is this right?
I guess it doesn't matter how it's done.
(Fruits are ready to be eaten too.)
- My gosh. - We even have dessert.
- Lastly... - This is...
my largest breakfast to date.
Japchae sold in markets are the best.
Defconn, do I add this now or later?
Where are you putting it in?
- Isn't it? - Right.
(Crunchy)
(Crack)
(Slurp)
(Jong Min starts to eat first.)
Jong Min, you should wait for us.
I'm only tasting them.
(We should do it together.)
(They now begin their meal.)
Gosh.
(The eldest first eats japchae.)
What about the zucchini?
(Joon Young's not a big eater,)
(but he eats rice with yukgaejang.)
(Yummy!)
(I'm not missing a single grain of rice.)
- This? - Yes.
Joon Ho, the meat's perfectly cooked.
(He offers some to Joon Ho.)
It's not bad.
- Mushrooms. - What?
- Here. - Thanks.
Can't I have ramyeon?
It's my breakfast.
(Gosh, he's greedy.)
Here.
My gosh, look at this.
Why is the water so cold?
(Cold water ramyeon!)
But the pot was rattling really loud.
Let's put some in here.
Are you still having cereal?
Cereal?
I like starting the day with cereal.
Aren't we complete opposites?
(Devouring)
Thank you.
(Yes, this is the taste.)
(They enjoy breakfast in their own ways.)
- What? - Mushrooms.
The water was too cold.
(Suddenly, Jong Min stops eating.)
- Right? - Have some meat.
It's a bit cold now.
The meat? Wait, hand me that plate.
I'm not eating anymore.
(I'm not eating anymore.)
- Why not? - The writers are...
writing down something.
(What do you mean?)
(Yes, that's right.)
(Your meals were being recorded.)
(Let us reveal the secret behind today's breakfast.)
(I know how much you ate today!)
(The number of times their mouths...)
(touched the cutlery will be counted.)
(The one with the highest number...)
(will get a disadvantage.)
(Eat up, everyone.)
They wanted us on an empty stomach.
(Even the cereal...)
(gets counted.)
(It doesn't matter if they eat...)
(with a spoon or just pick up the bowl.)
Here.
(The rice that he missed.)
(A single grain of rice!)
(It's counted as well.)
Gosh.
(The counting doesn't stop.)
They're watching our every move.
It's already too late.
I didn't eat much.
No, don't do it.
(Is this a goldmine?)
- Really? - Don't tell me...
you'll make us go to Chile.
(The grapes head into his mouth.)
(Joon Ho even takes smaller bites.)
Guys, have some grapes.
You have it all. I'm good.
- No one's having that. - That for breakfast?
He usually eats a bundle of them for breakfast.
Joon Ho, I'm coming.
My gosh. Of course I'm coming.
I should eat grapes since you tell me to.
Of course.
(He tries one.)
He's hilarious.
- So what now? - Hold on.
- This? - It's quite good.
(The unbreakable curse of the grapes)
(Yong Jin gets bound by its curse.)
Yes.
(There's another temptation.)
(Strawberries)
These are for us to eat.
- Let's all eat. - Yes.
There isn't any strawberry farms here.
You can find strawberries in the farms.
Do we keep eating?
Yoon Si Yoon.
What is that?
It's making me anxious. What is that?
- What's that? - It's making me anxious.
What is it?
- What is that? - What is it?
- My goodness. - It's a map.
- I can see a triangle. - There's a pyramid.
No, there's a pyramid.
- A pyramid? - Yes.
- Is that food chain? - Food chain?
What is that?
I want to know what it is.
(Burping)
Oh, my goodness.
Joon Ho, you just burped. This is for you.
We knew something was coming.
- It's a pyramid. - I knew it was coming.
What is it?
- Is it reasonable? - Flip it if it's bad.
His face doesn't look good.
- My gosh. - Is it reasonable?
Gosh, his face doesn't look so good.
Is it something reasonable or what?
It can't be that bad. He's not overreacting.
What is it? Show us.
I don't know what on earth this says.
(He's angry because he doesn't get it.)
- What is it? - I don't get it.
- Let me see. - What is it?
(Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs)
What is it?
(What on earth is this all about?)
What does Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs mean?
- What is Maslow? - What is this?
I don't get what it says.
This is the five levels of human needs...
hierarchized by American psychologist, Maslow.
(Abraham Maslow, American psychologist)
(Human needs can't go up if basic need isn't met.)
(There are many types of human needs.)
(Physiological needs like food and sleep)
(Safety needs like security of body)
(Love and belonging needs like friendship)
(Esteem needs like respect of others)
No!
(Self-actualization is met when the others are met.)
(They only seek for physiological needs.)
(They couldn't control greed over food today.)
Today's trip is about...
Human Greed Report.
Gosh.
It's something new.
You'll see where human greed...
can lead you during this trip.
You'll see how human greed can bring disaster.
- Disasters? - What disasters?
Did we eat too much?
No wonder they served so much food for us.
- Gosh. - The member...
who is the greediest...
will get inside water...
to wash off his greed.
He'll get in water.
(Going in the water)
(The unexpected always happens.)
- My gosh. - We'll wash greed away.
Hold on. Wait a second.
Hold on a second.
I'll announce the first member to wash his greed.
Is it the one who ate the most?
It's the one who ate the most.
- He wrote the names. - So it's me then.
While you were having meals,
we checked on the number of chopstick movements.
(As expected)
My gosh.
That was their method.
- You counted everyone's? - Yes.
You only count chopsticks that got into mouths.
- Yes. - It's not that bad then.
So you count the meat and grapes the same way?
Gosh, it's so harsh then.
He ate the whole thing.
Gosh, it's so harsh then.
What?
Joon Ho.
Wait a minute.
- I kept eating this. - How many pieces?
I had the whole thing from this side.
See how many pieces I had from this side.
I ate so much without thinking.
He almost finished the whole grape.
My goodness.
- Joon Ho! - It's you then.
So they started counting...
from the pancakes.
- You're right. - Dong Gu had snacks.
- You ate snacks. - That's right.
You ate all the snacks!
He kept eating those.
He did eat the snacks.
(He bought this from the supermarket.)
(He had one bite.)
(Then he kept eating.)
(Frozen)
I only had one piece.
(So you don't know who will get inside water.)
I'll announce from seventh place.
- The snacks ruined it. - I ate without thinking.
Only one person gets inside water, right?
- In seventh place is... - First place can't be me.
(Avoid first place.)
It's Joon Young.
(It's Joon Young as expected.)
- I knew it. - He ate 35 times.
35 times?
- He ate that much? - He ate for 35 times?
So how many times did first place eat then?
I knew it.
There are 2 people for 5th place.
These two people had food for 50 times.
They really counted it.
They must be Tae Hyun and Dong Gu.
(Who are in fifth place?)
It's Tae Hyun and...
(Tae Hyun is in fifth place.)
- Joon Ho. - What?
What?
What? Really?
I'm full because I drank the whole bottle of milk.
He's so lucky. He got full from milk.
(He controlled his greed inadvertently.)
We checked on your drinks too.
He finished the whole bottle at once.
Yes. He finished it.
He finished it at once.
(It's good that they give food like this.)
(Drinking)
(It's counted as one.)
It's hilarious.
- Joon Ho's so lucky. - I finished it at once.
So that's why they kept asking me on this.
That's why she kept looking at me.
I was gulping and, she kept counting something.
(The staff was counting on his gulping too.)
They usually don't even look at me...
when I eat something.
But she kept looking at me when I was drinking.
(He needs to check his food greed.)
My goodness.
It's either Jong Min or Defconn.
Jong Min ate a lot.
Yong Jin had grapes.
- No, it's not that. - These grapes...
- You are safe. - Really?
In fourth place is...
Dong Gu.
How many counts?
He had 64 bites.
30 of them must be the snacks.
Please!
Father! Father.
I think it must be Jong Min.
He even ate the trial food.
Did you eat he trial food too?
(Munching)
(He was eating so much without thinking.)
He even had the free food.
My hand was in every food you had.
(Jong Min had every food that they were having.)
But Defconn didn't eat that much.
Defconn finished the whole pot.
I finished the whole meat.
But I didn't eat this one.
I didn't have stew.
Somebody must have kept eating the stew.
That's me.
I was holding the bowl and had the soup.
(Yong Jin kept eating the stew.)
I ate a lot of this.
We can never tell who it is.
We have three people now.
We now have Defconn, Yong Jin and Jong Min.
In third place is...
someone who had 70 bites.
- It must be Yong Jin. - The one who had 70...
bites is Yong Jin.
(Yong Jin is in 3rd place.)
That was nice.
I was full anyway.
I was full.
(Now there are two people.)
These two are...
some low-grade animals.
(These two are animals who can't control appetites.)
Let's see.
- They are just animals. - Animals.
- We're not humans. - They can't control it.
You and I are the same.
- Hold on. - Last place goes to...
(Will it be Defconn who usually eats a lot?)
(He can't control how much he eats.)
(Cheerful Fool is a new food greed rookie.)
(Who will be the worst man without self-control?)
This person lost his self-control on food.
He had food for 81 times.
- Am I in first place? - It's Jong Min.
Defconn also had food for 81 times.
It's a tie.
- My goodness! - It's a tie.
We can get inside water together.
No.
Is it something to be happy about?
You two can get in water together.
Together?
I told you.
(It's going to be more entertaining now.)
I eat the same amount as Defconn's?
I was watching Jong Min eating.
I can remember every single thing he had.
Jong Min had...
13 bites of japchae.
2 bites of pancake, 3 bites of snacks,
two sips of milk,
11 bites of radish kimchi,
four bites of seasoned seaweed,
(Omnivorous)
and seven pieces of strawberries.
(He even finished the desserts too.)
Oh, my gosh. You're an animal.
(The animal is on a diet.)
- You're a wild animal. - I'm so full.
By the way,
he ate so much. I ate as much as him?
Defconn had...
two pieces of strawberries,
- seven fish cakes, - I love fish cakes.
eight bites of side dishes,
11 bites of japchae,
three sips of milk,
Gosh, they are so mean.
12 pieces of meat,
(12 pieces of meat sound harsher to us.)
12 bites?
He has 12 ships now like that General.
I have 12 pieces of pork neck.
I still have room to eat more.
(He can lead an army with pork neck.)
- It's all in his stomach. - I tried to take it easy.
He had 17 sips of Yukgaejang.
(He had too much of salt.)
He ate the whole thing.
You had everything that makes you fat.
It's a whole different level.
(Whispering)
While we were counting this,
Jong Min...
(Me? What's wrong?)
licked...
(Radish kimchi seasoning)
radish kimchi seasoning for three times.
My goodness! What are you talking about?
This is so unfair!
- How can you count that? - You didn't have to know.
It was just seasoning.
He licked like this.
I really did that?
Yes, you licked it.
(Cheerful Fool was getting radish kimchi on plate.)
Did you eat this?
(Licking)
(Licking again)
So you had 84 bites.
(Jong Min's in 1st place as he had 84 counts.)
(Defconn returns from the fiery pit.)
- It went in your mouth. - Hey.
You need to accept it.
(He feels wronged.)
- I feel wronged. - Calm down.
Why did you lick the chopsticks?
No.
I can't believe it.
He's an animal.
He beat Defconn.
- Gosh. - He eats a lot.
He does even though he's on a diet.
I see why he fell for it. He has too many desires.
Jong Min who couldn't overcome his desire...
will go straight to underground water.
- It's too cold. - Well...
We'll cleanse your gluttony.
Where is he getting underground water?
There's a hose connected from it to the yard.
A hose?
We'll supply water that way.
You know the wet towels got frozen, right?
Those towels froze...
(He becomes speechless.)
We were going to do it outside, but it's frozen.
Joon Young, the least greedy, will spray water.
(Joon Young will spray water.)
- Gosh. - You're dead.
- All right. - I'll catch a cold.
I'll wash you clean.
I can't have a sore throat.
I released an album.
Joon Young is greedy this way.
- Right. - Bullying greed.
When you get splashed with water,
you can just slurp the dripping water.
Joon Young will take care of it.
Jong Min, are you ready?
No.
Just eat more.
Let me lie down for a bit. I'm so full.
- This is so accurate. - It's accurate.
- It's accurate. - Next is...
He's an animal. Eat, sleep, and poop.
High. Low.
Middle. High.
What will you sing?
(Suddenly it's a staff dinner party.)
(Drunk)
- Goodbye. - I saw this before.
I think I saw these two like this before.
(One Night Two Days' year-end party)
("The Two Line Bridge" by Cha Tae Hyun)
(Mr. Kim is worried about retirement.)
(Staggering)
(Singing with sorrow of diving in water)
- It's high. - He's sad.
(This high-pitched song is Tae Hyun's.)
(Dong Gu sings one too.)
Impersonating Shin Hye Sung.
(Mournful)
(Looking away)
(If it isn't you)
(A chorus with 20 years of experience)
I just got goosebumps.
(Passionate)
(I love you)
(Kim Jong Min, Singer)
(Deeply moved)
He's a real singer.
He can sing as a chorus for anyone.
(Shin Hye Sung sings passionately.)
(Detailed chorus)
(Love that left)
(He almost reaches his limits.)
Here's the highlight.
He's sad right now.
(Powerful singing)
(He really sounds like Shin Hye Sung.)
(Singing before the ceremony ends.)
- Come. - What will you spray?
Feet? Hands?
How about I just wash your hair?
Wash my hair?
- Toes. - Come out.
I'm going to sing.
(There's another devil.)
I want to stick this into his pants.
I'll just shove it into his pants.
Like that?
Just stick it down his pants?
I'm going to freeze!
They say it's good for men.
I'll put it in the back.
(Terrible)
This is a donut, not a belly.
Look at his belly.
(The fruit of physiological needs)
- Look at that. - My goodness.
(Embarrassed)
(Ceremony is ready to begin.)
I don't want to do this.
(Midwinter outdoor bidet is installed.)
- Play the music. - He'll start singing.
("Happy People" by Kim Jong Min)
- I hate this! - More this way.
(Here it is!)
(A sacred ceremony that cleanses greed)
(It makes the audience happy.)
- Look at that. - Gosh.
What is that?
I'm going to freeze.
Seriously, I'm going to freeze.
This... Wait. Gosh.
(Even if it's difficult to cleanse your greed)
(Let's wash the greed away together)
What is this?
(One must rid himself of greed.)
This is a new way of diving in water.
(You're the one who gives me appetite)
(Cleansing the body and the mind)
(Staff comes to take the microphone.)
It's so cold.
(Capture)
(Violent display of affection)
- The microphone. - They got it.
(Getting rid of greed gives him happiness.)
- Let go. - Is he in love?
It's so cold.
- He'll be healthy. - It's freezing.
Everybody!
(Preacher of happiness)
(Everyone, rid yourself of greed!)
(Even if it's difficult to cleanse your greed)
No, not the hair.
(Finale of the ceremony)
(Natural reverence)
(The ceremony makes everyone happy.)
You're the one who gives me appetite.
- Let's control ourselves. - Yes.
You've never taken this kind of dive, right?
Let's control ourselves.
I'm sorry for eating too much.
It's so cold.
Why did you pour water over his head?
He did it knowing that he's next.
Whoever is it next time should brace himself.
- What will you do? - Next it.
Joon Young made me do it.
I'll be the one splashing water next.
He might be it again.
Let's do the next round.
Did your greed get washed away a little?
A lot.
I won't eat anymore.
He's on a diet.
I'll go on a diet.
We'll wait for Jong Min.
I feel like we shot a music video.
(After Jong Min got changed...)
- Where are you going? - Bathroom.
- Bathroom? - Yes.
The lowest part of the pyramid.
You really have a great appetite.
(Laughing)
Tissue.
(He's happy to get rid of all his greed.)
(Scurrying)
- That was good. - I ate the most.
Did you do an enema?
Eat, poop, eat, poop.
Is it mental health now?
- No, safety needs. - It's safety.
Sleep comes after eating. Need for sleep.
Take a short break.
Health could be next.
I guess we have to drive for a while.
Who will shut his eyes first?
You've become more suspicious.
We've always been like this.
(The production team made us suspicious.)
(In order to take a real break,)
(they enter Geumgang Rest Area.)
That's perfect place to take a dive.
(Geum River is a perfect place for a dive!)
It's perfect spot for diving.
Will we keep diving?
(They're worried about diving.)
(Geumgang Rest Area)
Go to the bathroom if you want.
We're taking a break here.
I need to go to the bathroom.
It's a rest area.
Let's not overdo it at a rest area.
(After a while)
(Let's check out Geumgang Rest Area.)
Tae Hyun isn't here yet.
Tae Hyun isn't here.
He went to the bathroom. We'll meet him there.
What are you trying to do at Geumgang Rest Area?
The river is frozen.
- Where are we? - Should we eat something?
Sausage and rice cake skewer!
- Fishcake. - There's pizza.
Let's get one.
- Let's get one. - Let's eat.
You got soaked...
because of greed, but you want to eat again?
Unbelievable.
- What? - What's that?
- What is it? - Are we performing?
- Are we performing? - What is it?
- Cameras are there. - What could this be?
Why?
- Wait. - What is it?
- Wait a minute. - What?
Tae Hyun. Okay.
What is it?
Hi.
Gosh.
- Did you expect this? - Yes.
(Tae Hyun meets Brave Brother.)
- At a rest area. - Goodness.
I'm very confused.
- Hello. - Goodness.
(Kyung Min and Samuel are here too.)
This is really happening, right?
- Hello. - I mean...
Are we really doing this here?
- I don't know. - What?
Have you ever performed off stage?
Never.
Maybe we'll eat here and move on.
Where would it be? I'm curious.
- Here they come. - They're coming.
- HONGCHA! - HONGCHA!
- Samuel! - Samuel?
- Brave Brother. - They're here.
- Goodness. - Will you...
- Why are you here? - Hello.
Wait. Is this the stage?
(Welcome!)
This kind of debut stage is the first.
You ended up bringing Samuel in.
Samuel sings half of the song.
I'm sorry, I'm the featured singer.
He sings more than I do.
Is it Samuel's song featuring HONGCHA?
Tae Hyun wanted to release a with HONGCHA,
and it's finally out.
(Last December, HONGCHA and Brave Brother met.)
(Tae Hyun and HONGCHA dream of a 2nd album.)
(I suddenly felt ambitious.)
(HONGCHA and Brave Brother's meeting starts.)
(HONGCHA and Brave Brother meet again after a month.)
Hello.
We have a song.
It's called "People".
- "People"? - Yes.
(EDM that's powerful from the introduction)
(It's different from HONGCHA's music.)
(A rock musician unfamiliar with EDM)
(He's a dance music singer.)
(It's the song's highlight.)
(The refrain is quite addicting.)
I never worked with this type of music.
Me neither.
Yes.
I like it.
- Can we do this? - Yes, we can.
(Their first recording)
(Kyung Min sings first.)
He sings better than I thought, right?
He does.
(He is HONGCHA's main vocalist.)
It's great.
What should we do?
He'll finish quickly.
There's me.
Pardon? Kyung Min will finish soon.
We won't finish soon.
(There's a trap.)
- You may come out. - Really?
You're done.
Did we record for four hours?
Your head will hurt.
I'm Samuel. I'm Samuel.
- Here we go. - I'm Samuel.
(Tae Hyun starts to record.)
When you sing that part, it sounds like a ballad.
(Make it powerful.)
There's not enough power.
- Sing it powerfully. - Okay.
He'll sing it with force if you tell him that.
(Did he understand Brave Brother's direction?)
He's getting better.
See? He's getting better.
You're doing well now.
(Yes, I got a compliment.)
(Impressed)
He's doing well as he was told.
He's quite skilled.
- He's full of energy. - He's positive.
(Finally it takes place.)
(HONGCHA showcase)
Do we have to perform here?
The place is more approachable to people.
I see.
- "I see". - He's not excited.
Could the producer introduce the song?
It's a genre called rocktronic.
- "Rocktronic"? - Yes, rocktronic.
It's a mix of rock and electronic.
- I see. - Rocktronic.
People in their 20s and 30s enjoy it.
It's that genre of music.
Is there a dance choreography?
Of course.
Can Samuel show us the main dance?
Me? First of all...
- Take off the jacket. - Shall I?
Yes.
- He looks great. - Is your outfit...
- sweatshirt and pants? - I guess so.
He's wearing a sweatshirt and sweatpants.
He still looks good.
It's created by Samuel.
(The first day of their dance practice)
What is it?
What's this?
(He's surprised by the squirming shoulders.)
Wait, is this it?
(They also squirm, but they look different.)
You put on the jacket and take it off.
After that, you put it back on.
Then we start here.
(HONGCHA and Samuel work on the dance.)
(Tae Hyun is the only one moving the opposite.)
Do this.
(He goes to opposite way with the music.)
The neck is separate.
(Tae Hyun does it his way.)
The torso moves like this.
This shoulder...
(His body doesn't listen to him.)
Yes.
(Their practice continues.)
(Until Tae Hyun moves in sync with them.)
(Their dance practice continues.)
(The dance is coming together.)
(How is Tae Hyun doing?)
5, 6, 7, 8.
(The three look good together.)
- 5, 6. - I can't do this.
(They got the feel of it.)
- They practiced a lot. - 5, 6.
- They practiced a lot. - What's your team name?
Our original name is HONGCHA.
It was made by Brave Brother.
Our name will be Brave HONGCHA.
- "Brave HONGCHA"? - HONGCHA?
Starting with this song,
if other producers want to work with us,
- we'll add their name. - Right.
That's a good idea.
If Yu Hui Yeol gives us a song,
we'll be HONGCHA's Hui Yeol.
If it's with Jong Shin, it'll be Monthly HONGCHA.
Shall we see your performance?
Where shall we watch?
You can watch them from this side.
It's not bad. There's a Jimmy Jib.
The atmosphere isn't bad.
Come this way.
- Come inside. - Come.
- Everyone. - Come and listen.
You'll watch their new song for the first time.
Hurry and come.
Here's Brave HONGCHA.
- Let's go. - Let's go, Brave HONGCHA.
- Let's go. - Come on.
You can do it.
The broadcasting team is here.
Hello, you can do it.
("People" by Brave HONGCHA)
(Samuel forces himself into a crowded bus.)
(Kyung Min looks for an empty seat.)
(I'm excited.)
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(It's their main choreography.)
(They practiced a lot for this dance.)
(Dancing)
(You're cool,)
(Cha Tae Hyun.)
(He's proud of them.)
(They move perfectly.)
(Their dance is clear.)
(Brave)
(HONG)
(HONGCHA)
(With Samuel)
(Are they men on a company dinner?)
(Brave HONGCHA sings.)
(Everyone gets excited.)
(Let's go, Brave HONGCHA.)
(Samuel prepares something.)
(Impressed)
(They're full of charms.)
(Samuel's amazing solo dance)
(Wait, this dance is...)
(It's Kyung Min and Tae Hyun's dance.)
(Samuel, born in 2002, masters it perfectly.)
(The ending is also perfect.)
Good job.
That was great.
That was amazing.
It was great.
(Thank you, Brave Brother.)
Thank you.
The song is so catchy.
(Singing)
(The refrain is addicting.)
Here it is.
I bet other singers were envious.
The quality was high.
Is this electronic?
- Rocktronic. - Rocktronic.
- It's rocktronic. - I see.
What did you think, Brave Brother?
- They did so well. - Really?
I'm serious.
I was surprised.
Since Samuel is there,
the atmosphere is much better.
- Samuel. - I thought he was flying.
Kyung Min looked amazing.
Did you see his face?
His face said, "It's been a while."
- When he did this. - Right.
(I'm Hong Kyung Min.)
After he did this, he danced like this.
It's our generation who knows the last part.
Young people don't know.
Right.
(If you know this dance, you were born in 1990s.)
(From "Broken Friendship" by Hong Kyung Min)
(From "I Love You" by Cha Tae Hyun)
When you were dancing like this,
you pointed at "bathroom" and "convenience store".
Where do you want me to go? I was confused.
Where should I go?
- It was made well. - It was great.
Here's what I thought as I watched them.
This song matches well with this place.
It is a great place.
We should do it like this from now on.
You work well as a team.
- Seriously. - They work well.
Really?
Shouldn't you buy them coffee after this?
I know. Buy something for HONGCHA.
Why not?
Hello.
(He says hello out of the blue.)
What?
(Someone mysterious...)
(makes a surprise visit.)
Oh, hello!
- Gosh, who's this? - Hey!
(Who is the surprise guest?)
(Shinji, Bbaek Ga)
(The group leader has no idea.)
(Why are you guys here?)
(Confused Brave Brother)
(Everyone is surprised.)
Is KOYOTE also having a comeback?
(Big realization)
Hello.
(Everyone is just realizing.)
(We also have a new album.)
I really had no idea.
He didn't know?
I had no idea!
Is this going to be a concert?
A joint concert?
KOYOTE released a song to celebrate their 20 years.
(KOYOTE is Korea's first mixed-gender group,)
- Do we go downstage now? - Go down.
- Let's go down. - Long time no see.
(Brave Brother looks nervous.)
(He feels bitter somehow.)
KOYOTE has a new song!
- KOYOTE's new song. - KOYOTE has a new song.
(KOYOTE's new song promotion)
(But reputation comes first.)
(He only focuses on his own fans.)
Thank you.
- Get dressed! - You brought costumes?
(Shinji prepared Cheerful Fool's costume.)
Put this on, at least.
(Transforming to a singer with just costumes)
You should take that off.
I would like to perform live.
Live... Live... Did you say "live"?
Don't perform live.
- I perform live! - Don't do that!
(Fighting)
- We only sing live. - You look good.
1, 2, 3.
- Hello we are KOYOTE! - Hello we are KOYOTE!
- It is our 20th year. - Yes.
- Our album to celebrate. - Yes. Commemoration.
This is our title song, "Fact".
- Just one song? - I want "Genuine".
"Genuine"?
We need to be paid for that to happen.
- The fee is different. - Oh, I see.
- Yes. - I knew it!
- "Fact", then. - "Fact".
Let's go, "Fact"!
("Fact" by KOYOTE)
(It begins with Bbaek Ga's cool rap.)
(Brave Brother starts to feel the beat.)
(It is a mini concert.)
(Everyone loves KOYOTE's songs.)
(The song makes your shoulders dance.)
(They entered K-pop 20 years ago.)
(Consistent for the past years,)
(they were loved by the public.)
(The ever friendly name)
(KOYOTE)
(20 years of the oldest mixed-gender group.)
(As the oldest mixed-gender group,)
(they show perfect teamwork.)
(Please do not change.)
(KOYOTE forever)
(They are all perfectly pleased.)
- Wow, that's good! - Shinji!
That was so good of you!
- Goodness. - Did you see that?
She has that look in her eyes.
That amazing glitter in her eyes.
(The sad look that shakes her fans.)
The sad look in her eyes.
- That's KOYOTE's style. - Yes.
Could you tell us about your new song?
We just made it with KOYOTE's color.
- Now, I can understand. - It is.
- You guys are so good. - Exactly.
How did you guys feel about the song?
How was it?
You're a singer too. Tell us.
(Kim Joon Ho, Comedian singer)
You sang the song, "Zombie".
They're both very catchy.
HONGCHA's song was...
(What about our songs?)
(Pit-a-pat)
not quite appropriate for the rest area.
(Gosh)
(Sulk)
Who are you to judge?
(Who are you to judge?)
That's nonsense.
- Just say it's good! - They both were.
I actually don't know music that well.
- You should speak up. - You asked him to judge.
I think the producer, Brave Brother,
- put in a lot of effort. - Exactly.
The members also worked so hard.
As soon as I heard the song,
I could tell they prepared so much.
On the other hand, KOYOTE's always the best.
As soon as you hear it, you can tell it's them.
I realized it once again.
I can't imagine anyone else singing it.
Exactly. That's right.
They are the only ones who can pull this off.
Thanks to both teams for the performance.
You know how when singers have a new song,
they have to check their rankings?
Do each of you remember...
your best ranking?
We never got first place.
I don't think my song was even in the chart.
HONGCHA placed 163rd place.
- That's quite good! - With their song?
You could have just said we were in the top 200.
Yes, they were in the top 200.
Both groups, who each have one of our members,
released new songs.
So I thought we should put our pride to test...
and hold a chart competition.
(Chart competition)
Are we gambling?
Okay, then...
Does that mean that the rank does not matter,
just as longer as it's a higher place?
It won't show up in the first place.
I guess it depends.
We will mark one week after the show has aired.
Based on our airing on February 17,
it will be one week.
(Just one week's worth)
It's worth the try if it's one week!
I like it.
Sure!
(We cannot back out just now.)
Are albums are selling like crazy at the moment.
The album... What?
- We only printed a few. - 2,000 copies.
(The war has already started.)
- You already sold 500? - Yes.
I'm okay with it since we ranked high.
I'm really confident that it will be a hit.
You never know what may happen.
- You never know. - I'm confident,
but after all this...
I can't be sure about the ranking.
- What? - What's this?
- What's this? - What's this, AlphaO?
(AlphaO appears out of nowhere.)
- "Desire for success." - "Desire for success?"
"Desire for success?"
(You were supposed to hit the gong first...)
I'll hold it for you.
How many times has this come up?
(He struggles to hit it, then notifies.)
- All of a sudden? - Desire for success.
Maybe we weren't supposed to...
say that we could win.
Is there something going on?
(The memory flashes by.)
(Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs)
(How angry one can get)
(The result of greed is going in the water.)
(The team who ranks higher...)
(will go in the water.)
- So we don't know yet? - Are you going to?
- So, then... - Oh, later on.
- The whole team? - Yes, the team.
- The whole team. - The whole team?
- Him, too? - The whole team? Me?
(Why me?)
He'll be invited again?
We will go visit you one day.
Will Brave Brother also jump in?
(Will Brave Brother also jump in?)
- Really? - Well he is "Brave".
- It's already a penalty. - Are you brave?
He wrote a song for free, and it did well,
but he has to go in the water.
"Brave Jump."
What would you prefer, Samuel?
Ranking high and taking a dive? Or...
I guess it will be better to rank high and...
- take a dive happily. - That's right.
- That's better. - But it's...
cold. So, no.
- That's also true. - You're young.
You shouldn't be saying that to him.
I'm too old to be diving in cold water.
Please give a hand since they came to help.
- Thank you. - Good job.
- I hope you enjoy it. - Good luck.
- Thank you. - It's great.
We will check the ranking and show up anytime.
- Sure. - Yeah.
- Good job, today. - Good job.
I think musicians are geniuses.
It's nothing, really.
- Except you. - Yeah.
There are exceptions.
Why did you insist on performing live?
I believe that music should be alive.
When the vocal cords are off,
the pitch is off as well.
Isn't his speech voice higher than his singing?
What's the difference when vocal cords are off?
The vocal cords look like this...
and are supposed to move live this.
During the high notes,
they are supposed to split in the bottom.
Could you sing the difference for us?
When it sticks, it sounds like...
(Sound of stuck vocal cords)
See? It's sticking.
(Yelling)
This is rotten vocal cords!
He's making the voice of two people.
- This sounds like... - Actually,
I have vocal cord nodules.
That's what we call the demonic singing.
- The demon. - Vocal cord nodules?
I'm supposed to rest.
Singing and variety shows don't go well together.
Then you should rest!
Since Yong Jin joined our team.
I've overcome it.
Your situation?
I've had 20 years of experience.
You didn't have a chance to talk about your song.
- Our new song, "Fact", - "Pact"?
"Fact".
It's just a typical...
KOYOTE-style dance music.
Is it just "dance", or can you specify it?
It's just dance.
We had to think about it a lot.
Because...
How about we do...
Could you turn off the heater please?
It's turned off.
- How about... - It feels so stuffy here.
- We should try... - Can I sleep?
something new...
Just hang in there for a few more minutes.
Please stop it.
We wanted to try something new, so...
Thank you for the presentation.
This place is called Dunjubong Peak.
You just need to walk about 15 minutes.
(We have to go hiking?)
- Dujubong Peak? - What is this?
It's forest bathing.
- Forest bathing? - I see an observatory.
This is not a race and there's no penalty, right?
- No. - Will there be stairs?
The stairs never seem to end.
There are so many stairs.
- My knees hurt. - Let's take a break.
(Already?)
Already?
Seriously, let's take a break.
What kind of greed is this about?
- This is an insult. - This is a humiliation.
This is just an abuse.
You're going to talk openly about...
each other's greed up there...
for some time.
So think about what greed you have.
I will say it just once.
It's become so steep suddenly.
What happened?
- Goodness. - It's so steep.
You can probably slide here.
Given that he makes us suffer,
I can tell the director is greedy about the show.
He has greed for footage amount.
He has greed for high ratings.
He has greed for footage amount.
He should let go of his greed.
Look at this.
Gosh, it's so steep.
- It's so steep. - This is extreme.
(Exhausted)
Let's stop hiking.
Mr. Kim Seong.
- Please. - Mr. Kim Seong.
Let's stop hiking.
- We're almost there. - Let's stop hiking.
We just have three more minutes to go.
(Kim Seong gives me happiness)
(The unexpected hiking made them lose it.)
(Though the road I'm on is rugged and long)
Dunjubong Peak.
(They walk forward to Dunjubong Peak.)
Where are you?
We're there.
It's cool here.
(Impressed)
Why? Is there food?
It looks like the Korean Peninsula.
It was worth hiking up here.
It looks like the Korean Peninsula.
(Dunjubong Peak locates in the middle of Korea.)
(The marvelous view makes their jaws drop.)
(It's a masterpiece made by curvy Geum River.)
If you take a closer look,
it's the Korean Peninsula, but horizontally reversed.
Should you look at it through the mirror,
it looks like the Korean Peninsula.
- It really does. - It's fascinating.
There's a mirror there.
Please take a picture of us.
Pictures are the best souvenirs.
(Changing batteries)
(Farting)
What was that?
I just farted. I thought there was no one.
- You farted? - What?
I thought there was no one behind me.
How could you fart while he was changing...
the microphone behind you?
- I didn't know... - How cruel.
I couldn't feel anything.
- Seriously. - But then I realized...
- You're so mean. - You're such a farter.
What an extreme job it is.
Look at the camera and say, "One Night Two Days".
- Yong Jin, you start. - Me?
- Yong Jin, please start. - Is this your first time?
Yes, it's my first time.
- One Night! - Two Days!
(The Korean Peninsula seen from Dunjubong Peak)
Now you did a surprise hiking,
we'll give you packed lunch.
We can just eat it?
Maybe there will be something later.
Who will open it? Dong Gu? Okay.
Greed for opening.
- One... - Greed for opening?
- Greed for disclosure. - Is that a thing?
- Gimbap. - How many?
8 pieces. 1 of us can eat 2 pieces.
I had enough food earlier.
Me too.
- What is it? - Sandwiches.
Sandwiches.
Do we have to share this?
Or maybe only one of us can eat it.
There should be fruit in the last box.
There are eight sandwiches.
There are eight cherry tomatoes.
- 8 pieces of everything. - We have 8 tomatoes?
- Joon Ho, help yourself. - No, thanks.
- Do we have to hike more? - I'm on a diet.
Tae Hyun said he was hungry during the hike.
Tae Hyun, you should have it.
- Try the gimbap first. - See how it tastes.
Please try it for us.
Oh, well.
Tae Hyun ate it.
(Tae Hyun took a bite of the sandwich.)
Should we eat too?
They're writing something down.
- There he goes. - Look at him.
Hey.
(I didn't write anything.)
What's going on?
I'll eat the whole thing at once just in case.
Thank you for the food.
(Their suspicion made this entertaining to watch.)
Did you think about each other's greed...
on the way up here?
I don't need to think about it.
We are all greedless.
We don't have greed.
Greedless people like us don't have greed.
They're right. We are greedless.
As I said, today's theme is...
Human Greed Report.
So we're going to talk about...
each other's greed.
Let's have "Greed Relay Talk".
- That sounds hard. - If you can't...
think of any or if it's made up,
you're out.
The game continues until we have one survivor.
We don't know about Yong Jin's greed.
What should we do with Yong Jin?
Maybe Yong Jin should start the game.
We can say things based on what we saw until now.
(Yong Jin starts the game.)
He will be the judge himself?
(We are going to be judges ourselves?)
(A lot of thoughts cross their minds.)
- Yong Jin's greed - Yong Jin's greed
He has greed for costumes.
- Yong Jin's greed - What should I say?
He has greed for being a regular.
Okay.
He has greed for fame.
- Fame? - Well...
I'm not sure about that.
I mean...
He does have a little bit of greed for fame.
He was so accurate.
I am like that.
- Greed for traveling. - I do have that.
We talked about this for an hour...
before we went to bed.
He knows well about me.
Yong Jin's greed
He has greed for ideas.
- Yong Jin's greed - Yong Jin's greed
He has greed for evaluation.
- What are you saying? - What does that mean?
What evaluation?
I don't know much about him.
Please pay more attention to him.
Yong Jin's greed
- He is competitive. - I am.
He has greed for good skin.
- Good skin. - What?
(Defconn is out.)
He has greed for people.
I'm not sure about that.
- You're out. - Greed for people?
Yong Jin's greed He has greed for money.
I really don't.
I don't have any greed for money.
Who has no greed for money?
I don't have any greed for money.
How is that possible?
Some people are like that.
It's your turn.
Yong Jin's greed
He wants to be nice to his girlfriend.
- It took you so long. - He's already nice.
- I'm nice to her already. - Am I wrong?
If I'm nicer to her,
I can probably beat Sean.
(Yong Jin is a romantic comedian.)
- Joon Young. - I win?
- What? - I win!
(Joon Young wins Yong Jin's game.)
- Congratulations. - It looks like...
it's good to win many times.
- It's good of course. - I guess so.
- I should do it well. - Should we go ahead?
Now they started to write something.
There's something about that note.
- So the ranking matters. - Let's play fair.
Let's go on.
- I'll be objective. - Let's begin.
Now the sun rises because it's an actor's turn.
The sun didn't rise when it was my turn.
Let's start with the previous winner.
- Dong Gu's greed - Dong Gu's greed
He has greed for interior design.
- I do have that. - That was so easy.
I know this for sure.
He has greed for good character.
- He does. - I do.
Dong Gu has greed for nice hairstyle.
(Greed for nice hairstyle)
Why would an actor have such greed?
- Nice hairstyle? - He's an actor after all.
Guys, please don't be like this.
Let's not pick on one person.
- He says he doesn't. - Exactly.
- Seriously, - It's...
- we all have that. - nothing to do with food.
So have some.
I think this has nothing to do with the food.
- Have some. - You guys go ahead.
(The last supper before diving?)
- Is it Jong Min's turn? - Dong Gu's greed
Dong Gu's greed. He has greed for health.
- There you go. - What?
You should know this if you work with me.
- I rather overwork. - He does.
One day,
I saw him thoroughly reading the script of...
One Night Two Days alone,
perfectly analyzing the characters.
You're wrong.
It's not greed. It's responsibility.
Dong Gu has greed for Best Actor Award.
- I do. - All actors have that.
- I do. - He does.
He has greed for volunteer work.
Volunteer work?
- Come on. - That's not greed.
Who does volunteer work out of greed?
That's a bad thing.
Greed for volunteer work?
Let me be specific. He has greed...
for Best Actor award of Blue Dragon Film Awards.
Exactly.
I want to be on movies.
- I want to be on movies. - I knew it.
- Dong Gu's greed - He has greed for that.
I think Dong Gu has...
greed for one-person media.
(One-person media?)
He doesn't.
(Oh, no. I was wrong.)
That's Joon Ho's greed.
- I lost two times. - He gave up.
My English is so bad.
Let's learn about Joon Young's greed now.
Joon Young's greed?
I don't know anything about Joon Young's greed.
He has no greed.
Seriously, he has no greed.
If he ever wants something, he gets it.
Joon Young definitely has greed.
He has greed for rock music.
- I do. - Come on!
(I was going to say that!)
Now there's nothing more to say.
- Joon Young has... - Just say anything.
greed for traveling abroad.
(Greed for traveling abroad? No.)
He has greed for delicious alcohol.
He wants to take good care of his close friends.
He takes good care of his friends now.
He wants to be a Parisian.
(4 wrong answers in a row)
(I don't have any greed for anything.)
Joon Young's greed
I think this is 100 percent.
If you say this is not true,
I will not trust you anymore.
Joon Young has greed for long hair.
I once even shaved my head.
(I see.)
(I'm the winner again!)
- What? - What?
What's with that seat?
There's something about this seat.
This is a good seat.
- It's a golden seat. - Let's change our seats.
Tae Hyun's greed. He has greed for money.
Oh, no.
(I don't.)
He has no greed for money.
- He doesn't have that. - What are you saying?
- Do you even know him? - But...
He just works for fun. He earned enough money.
But you said everyone has greed for money.
He did say that.
(Earlier at Yong Jin's Greed Relay Talk)
Who doesn't have greed for money?
(I heard it!)
Give me all your money then.
Give me all your money...
except the money for your children.
"Except the money for your children"?
You're out at first attempt.
He's so bad.
- Let's move on. - All right.
- Tae Hyun's greed - Tae Hyun's greed
He has greed for good acting.
- I do. - That's true.
He has greed for good scenario.
Yes, I do.
He has greed for a long life.
- No, he doesn't. - You're wrong.
- What? - He doesn't have that.
Tae Hyun's greed
He has greed for pretty watches.
You showed me all those watches.
It's not my greed. I was just bragging.
(I bought a watch.)
He was just bragging.
He wants an award from Blue Dragon Film Awards.
That is correct!
(Just thinking about it makes him happy.)
He told me once that it's his dream.
Tae Hyun's greed
He has greed for aerobic exercise.
- That's so wrong. - No.
What's the point when he doesn't want a long life?
- He's right. - Oh, my.
Let's see. Tae Hyun's greed
I bet you don't want any more kid.
(He asks politely.)
(Seriously surprised)
You're not supposed to ask that.
- You can't ask that. - Don't ask that.
- You can't ask that. - What was that?
I know.
He doesn't have that greed.
I'm scared.
- Hey. - Joon Young wins.
Am I the winner? I win!
How many times did he win?
Give it to me.
- Joon Ho is very greedy. - He is.
- He's a greedy man. - You're greedy.
(Greedy)
Correct.
- Joon Ho's greed - Joon Ho's greed
He loves playing games. He has greed for games.
- That is correct. - You just scared me.
He wants to get rich quick.
That is correct.
"Get rich quick"?
He has greed for golf.
- That is correct. - He wants to dance well.
He wants to be a chairman.
- That is correct. - He wants respect.
He has greed for comedy festivals.
He is very competitive.
I am indeed.
Joon Ho's greed He has greed for children.
(Greed for children?)
- What? - You don't have that?
If you don't, why did you get the checkup?
Oh, right.
- It's kind of vague. - I guess that's right.
- He did take the test. - Let's move on.
My greed, my greed
(Let's move on quickly.)
- Greed for alcohol. - No.
No, he doesn't have that.
He wants compliments to his outfit.
He does.
For what I have, I am pretty greedy.
- You do. - I'm greedy.
(He's pretty fashionable.)
I'm 100 percent sure he has this.
He has greed for youth.
(100 percent wrong)
I love my age now.
Joon Ho has...
greed for the second KBS Grand Award.
I'm not sure about this.
- Look at his face. - He has that.
How didn't I think of that?
I should have said that.
I should have said that in my turn.
You deserve it.
My face couldn't hide it.
His face couldn't hide his feelings.
This is hilarious.
Joon Ho's greed He has...
greed for his own character.
- Yellow teeth? - He wants to keep it.
Was I wrong?
I don't want yellow teeth.
Wait. I was going to say something.
(Tae Hyun forgot what he wanted to say.)
Joon Ho's greed Joon Ho's greed
He has greed for...
- shooting commercials. - Commercials.
You're good at flattering him.
Joon Ho has greed for luxury goods.
He...
I only keep...
those I got for present.
- Do you? - He's right.
- Dong Gu is out. - I was just curious.
I didn't know you would try so hard.
- Let's go. - Let me start.
- Because you just won. - Okay.
Defconn's greed
You have greed for shoes, don't you?
You definitely have it.
This is 100 percent. I'll have that forever.
You have greed for electronic devices.
Electronic devices?
This year, you want to date someone, don't you?
Yes, I do.
That was quick.
- I do want that. - Defconn's greed
He has greed for hip-hop.
Then tell me what hip-hop is.
What are you saying? It is what I always do.
Defconn's greed He wants to...
elaborate the taste of the food he eats...
accurately to the viewers.
I mean... What's your name?
- His name? - Defconn...
- Come on. You have that. - "What is your name?"
- I mean... - He can't talk about...
my greed when he doesn't know me.
- You're wrong. - That's not correct.
I just want to contribute...
to this show. It's not my own greed.
Objectively speaking, it's not my greed.
We should say things more specifically.
Defconn's greed. He has greed for action figures.
- I quit action figures. - He did.
He wants to be a judge of auditions like...
"Show Me the Money".
- He doesn't. - I'm sure he does.
He doesn't want that.
(Okay, it's going as I planned.)
My dream is to become an actor.
Same difference. It's also greed for fame.
I'm not interested in "Show Me the Money".
Why does he suddenly want to be an actor?
I have always wanted to be an actor.
I want to be an actor.
Defconn's greed
He wants to become Actor Yoo Dae Joon.
(He was faster than me.)
Yes, he does.
If you've become an actor,
you probably want to win New Actor Award.
Isn't that the same thing though?
I can add more to it.
Best Supporting Actor Award.
Which one do you like?
(It's a happy dilemma.)
(New Actor Award or Best Supporting Actor Award)
I choose to win Best Supporting Actor Award.
(Joon Young is out.)
You can't choose what award to receive.
Nice. Say some curse words.
Now Dong Gu and Tae Hyun are left.
The game didn't end yet?
He is so greedy.
He has greed for hidden good restaurants.
I'm not that into good restaurants.
Is it my turn again?
- I actually... - I love my seat.
This is his third victory.
- Yes. - This is unfair.
- This is the best seat. - That's the best seat.
- It's the best seat. - Do you want this seat?
I'm already out.
I'm over.
Let's go for the finale. Jong Min!
- This is... - Guys, look.
- I won. I start first. - Let's be standing.
- Jong Min's greed - Jong Min's greed
Jong Min has greed for singing skills.
(How did he know that?)
He wants KOYOTE to be successful.
That's very correct.
He has greed for a solo album.
- He does. - That is correct!
I think he has greed for shooting commercials.
- Commercials? - He hasn't thought of it.
Why would anyone not want to shoot a commercial?
- I gave up. - What?
I gave up hopes for commercials.
Jong Min has greed for work.
Greed for work?
Because...
after he came back from the army,
(So he doesn't.)
I'm just bad at turning someone down.
I ended up doing so much work because I'm bad at...
turning someone down.
- He's right. - He wants breaks too.
I do.
Jong Min...
(Hesitant)
has greed for love.
He has greed for love with a woman.
- Who is the woman? - You're wrong.
He has to meet a woman first.
Jong Min has greed for acting.
I don't think he does.
I'm so bad at acting.
(He was a cameo on "Seo Yeong, My Daughter".)
(He had only one line.)
("Well...")
(He tries to act with facial expressions.)
I'm so bad at acting.
He's right.
Jong Min...
S?
wants to shave his hair.
He doesn't shave out of greed.
I don't shave my hair out of greed.
Jong Min...
(He looked like a 100-day-old baby.)
(Jong Min is an innocent young man.)
His body was...
Defconn wins.
He won?
We're going to announce the name of the person...
who will perform a ceremony to...
let go of your greed.
- How many people? - Tell us who it is.
- 1 person? - 1 person.
Yes. First of all...
(What is that?)
("The one who badmouths others is imprudent.")
("The one who agrees to them is cowardly.")
("The one who conveys it is sly." by Zhu Xi)
(What greed is it about this time?)
I don't understand. What does this mean?
"The one who badmouths others is imprudent."
"The one who agrees to them is cowardly."
"The one who conveys it is sly."
So there are three people.
Maybe the one...
who agreed the most to someone's flaw is...
But we didn't talk about our flaws.
You did it so many times, so we couldn't count.
I can imagine.
So the imprudent one...
is going to jump into the water.
("The one who badmouths others is imprudent.")
Then the winner is...
- Who? - It should be the winner.
- Who is imprudent? - Is it me?
Joon Ho.
(I see what's going on.)
The least imprudent one...
is Joon Ho.
- He got zero points. - Joon Ho.
It's Joon Ho.
Then it's Tae Hyun!
He's the imprudent one!
This is so mean.
(If Tae Hyun has done anything wrong,)
(it's that he knows the members too well...)
(and imprudently listed their greed.)
You know a lot about your colleagues,
so be happy.
It will be so cold later if I get wet here.
You'll get wet when you're there.
- When you're down there. - Let's go down.
Both HONGCHA and this show will be successful.
You're right.
You're all greedy for good purposes.
("Greed Relay Talk" ends on a good note.)
You need a hobby after all.
Goodness. I guess our song will be successful.
I'm going to do a surprise diving.
- I guess so. - It'll be so successful.
Do you remember that?
- In Kazakhstan... - We all know that.
After I jumped into Karatal River,
"Along with the Gods" had over 14 million viewers.
(He jumped into his dream.)
After Joon Ho dived, he got a job too.
- What job? - What do you mean?
After he jumped into the sea,
he got a new job. He's become a fisher.
That's what you mean.
That counts as work too.
(Joon Ho was all over in Jumunjin.)
(The memory from that day will be unforgettable.)
- Water brings you work. - It's a good sign.
Can I jump into the water as well?
How about we all do it one by one?
Yong Jin hasn't gotten hazed yet.
- He should do it too. - You should do it.
You should feel how it is.
I also got wet once.
(Although it was a little disturbing to watch,)
(we should share good things together.)
(Proud and relieved)
Let's do it after this.
Let's go.
(They arrive at the base camp.)
Why is there snow here?
- It has snowed. - The ground is icy.
Watch your step.
What is this place? Is it a cabin?
What is this place?
(Where are we?)
- Goodness. - What is this?
- What is this? - It looks amazing.
Today's base camp is located in...
the foot of Mount Songni in Boryeong.
Mount Songni is a famous mountain...
where you can wash off your concerns.
Even kings of Joseon Dynasty often...
visited here to refresh their minds and bodies.
Kings came here?
Gosh, what is it?
(But it looks so worldly.)
Why are there so many hearts?
Is it a park of love?
(Its flashy lighting would make you fall in love.)
Look at that.
- This place is nice. - It's nice.
This is where kings used to have a vacation.
It's an LED party.
(Today's base camp is full of cheerful vibes.)
- So where is the water? - Let's have a look.
I see something that looks like a bathtub.
(You see what?)
- This is mean. - Look at the iced water.
So I have to go in here?
This is hardcore. You said it's a lake.
This is...
This is amazing.
It's colder...
- I said... - than sea water.
we're on the foot of Mount Songni.
Let's hear from the owner of the pension...
about what a great mountain it is.
- Hello. - Hello.
Hello.
Let me tell you where we are.
We're at the foot of Mount Songni.
The land here is...
very clean.
I have a two-year-old kid.
Already?
I had a kid at my age 53.
Excuse me?
I got bored and I had a baby.
Who?
- Who? You? - Yes.
Did you say your youngest kid is two?
Yes.
I have four kids.
(It is indeed a great mountain.)
I prepared clean water for you.
So suit yourself.
- Okay, thank you. - Thank you.
- Make yourself at home. - Thank you.
(And he just walks away.)
Receive the good energy from Mount Songni...
and jump into the water now.
- Jump? - Jump how?
It's so cold out here.
Jump however you like.
- Just jump like this? - Should I lie down?
But he was in the lake only briefly.
Oh, right. The loser of the game, Joon Ho...
The loser of the game, Joon Ho...
(No way.)
has an access to the hose.
I do?
You scared me. All right.
Tae Hyun is jumping into the water...
for knowing the members too well.
So please say something nice to the members.
Something nice?
You know everything about us.
(He knows Dong Gu's greed, Joon Young's greed,)
(Joon Ho's greed,)
(and Jong Min's greed.)
(He's such an imprudent person.)
(When did you study us so thoroughly?)
(Tae Hyun...)
Let me hold your hand.
How about you soak your hand first?
(He's actually the most imprudent one.)
(The temperature is getting lower and lower.)
Nice comments?
Well...
Joon Ho, I hope you can find a new love.
Yong Jin, I hope you can be a regular.
- Yes! - A regular.
Joon Young, I hope your business goes well.
Thank you.
As for Dong Gu, I hope his new drama...
- becomes successful. - Thank you.
My gosh!
(The mountain energy hits his head.)
Please wish me good luck with my new album.
As for Defconn,
I hope he can be an actor.
And as for Jong Min...
Congratulations on KOYOTE's 20th anniversary.
- Thank you. - Keep it up.
Jump in!
Just jump in!
- I will. - He's good.
And I wish HONGCHA's new song, "People"...
can be successful.
- One Night! - Two Days!
(With the energy of Mount Songni, they chant.)
Gosh, it's so cold!
It's so cold!
Gosh, it's so cold!
(He receives the energy of the mountain.)
Gosh, it's so cold!
It's so cold!
(2019 starts on a good note.)
Gosh, it's so cold.
- It's so cold. - I'm sorry.
- Let's go. - It's so cold.
Where should we go?
(Next week)
(The second episode of Human Greed Report)
(A race of greed to satisfy their appetite.)
(They don't mind becoming a dog.)
(They don't mind giving up being an entertainer.)
(They don't mind anything!)
(Maybe there is a secret mission.)
(Do you want to play a game?)
(Human Greed Report is not over yet.)
(No, no.)
(Hey, let's turn off the light.)
(See you next week.)
("Lie" by DK)
("Valkyrie" by ONEUS)